***Charms***

Welcome students to Charms! I am Professor Flitwick!

Now I all hope your ready for your exam this week. As I hope you recall, it was to make a pineapple dance across the desk, do the splits and sing the chorus of our school song!

But in the mean time, I have a question that I want answered!

Can someone tell me who invented the cheering charm?

That would be Felix Summerbee. I know, Im smart arent I?

I agree with Prongs. Felix Summerbee.
~Falk

Both Falkonhaile and Prongs are right.
-Cissy-

Excellent Class! Excellent! Unfortunatly Professor Flitwick was shoved in a shoebox and is unable to teach for a while.

Now can anyone tell me what do say if you want to Produce the Silencing charm?

The incantation for the silencing charm is silencio.
~Falk

Prongs... it's not the best move to say that. It has to be subtle.
First, get Flitwick out of the shoebox. (Accio Professor Filius Flitwick!)
Second, get him to protest against being in a shoebox.
Third, use this as evidence for your case.
~Falk

okay, then done that, now Slughorn, Flitwick stands on a few books, CONCLUSION: He would not fit in a shoebox.

Horace! What is all this about Filius in a shoebox?! This is a most inappropiate thing to be discussing with the students!

Professor Magonagall, I would like to comment on the fact that i dont believe that Flitwick would fit in a shoebox unless the shoebox has a charm on it, the one Mr Weasly uses on the car.

Sorry I'm late, professor! Oh, Professor McGonagall, Professor Slughorn, where's Professor Flitwick? In a shoebox? Oh, Merlin!

Lily, Professor Flitwick is not in a shoebox, as he would not fit, Gosh, am I the only one who has common sense aroud here?

Prongs? By 'Mr. Weasley', would you be referring to Arthur Weasley? Has he been tampering with muggle artifacts? If so, please let me know.
This is ridiculous about Filius! How many times do I have to tell you, Horace? You are not allowed to lock Filius in an enchanted box!
Miss Evans, please see me later regarding why you were late.

Oh I am so sorry Minerva. I'll get him out right away!


Oh...

Um...

Well...

It looks like Hagrid kind of sat on the box, sorry.

Oh, no! One of my predictions has come true, much to my sorrow! Professor Flitwick has been murdered! Now, *forgets about using the 'mysterious' voice* since I am obviously a true seer and can actually tell the future *coughs and resumes 'mysterious' voice* we can only wait for the next disaster! A disaster far more awful and bloody than this!
*breaks down into hysterical sobs*

Miss Trelawney, I suggest you calm yourself. Five points from whatever house it is that you're in. To tell you the truth, I'm not sure. Why? Because: a) you're not a cunning Slytherin, b) you're no hard working Hufflepuff, c) you're not brave like the Gryffindors, and d) you're certainly not an intelligent Ravenclaw.
Hagrid, I suggest you watch where you are sitting in future.
Horace, NEVER EVER lock Filius in an enchanted box EVER again! Normally, we do not take points for staff misbehaviour, but I must make an exception. TEN POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN!
*waves wand at Flitwick*
That's better. How are you feeling, Filius?

Oh thankyou Minerva! I'm sure Hagrid and Horace didn't mean to hurt me. But I think Hagrid needs some help...

Did you call Filius? I can offer Hagrid an eight week weightloss plan with Jenny Craig, even though he is male. But he is FAT and needs to lose weight bad!

Umm... Okay, slightly weird,

excuse me? jenny craig, is it? i don't recall you being enrolled here, and you certainly weren't invited, so technically, you are trepassing. please leave.

Sure, this sounds a bit... odd, coming from me, but have we actually accomplished anything yet?? All we've done is seen Flitwick squished, Jenny Craig randomly turn up, and nothing else!
I'll be back when something happens...

Well we're all a tad weird so it dosen't make much difference

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