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+6Remus Lupin Jenny Craig Sybill Trelawney Falkonhaile Nightshade Prongs Rita Skeeter 10 posters |
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Rita Skeeter
Writer for the Daily Prophet
Posts : 7
Points : 11
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-08-22
Location : Office of the Daily Prophet
|  Subject: Daily Prophet Reports Sat Aug 22, 2009 11:18 am | |
| Like, hey everybody! I am just like, so excited! I got a job at the Daily Prophet so now I can show you everything I write This is. awesome! | |
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Prongs
Silent but Deadly
Posts : 39
Points : 39
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-08-19
Location : ...
| | Subject: Re: Daily Prophet Reports Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:06 pm | |
| Oh yes, I am sure that you are excited, but are we?
Prongs
(Btw, I am saying this to the real Rita Skeeter, so I am not being offensive to whoever is playing Rita Skeeter, just like how I was joking with Slughorn during ITD) | |
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Falkonhaile Nightshade
Killing by the Hour
Posts : 36
Points : 40
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-08-15
Location : Ooh... stalker...!!
| | Subject: Re: Daily Prophet Reports Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:01 pm | |
| Hey, Skeeter?? You might want to get your head looked at, it's... inflating. Rapidly.
And you know what? YOUR QUICK QUOTES QUILL HAS BEEN DESTROYED! MWAHAHAHA! Now you need a new one...
On this excellent day, the twenty-third of August, 2009, aspiring journalist Rita Skeeter's foul Quick Quotes quill has been destroyed. At exactly 2:09pm, many witches and wizards, including Padfoot, Prongs, Paws, and Falkonhaile, pointed their wands at the wretched quill, and shouted 'incendio', therefore destroying said evil quill. Many creatures, wizards, elves, goblins, centaurs, giants, werewolves, vampires, muggles, and many more, all shouted a hearty 'yay'. | |
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Sybill Trelawney
Divination Fanatic
Posts : 3
Points : 5
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-08-23
Location : Choking on my scented air...
| | Subject: Re: Daily Prophet Reports Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:01 pm | |
| Oh, Rita! I foretold that this would happen! Good luck, my dear, but be prepared for the hardships that you will undoubtedly face! | |
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Rita Skeeter
Writer for the Daily Prophet
Posts : 7
Points : 11
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-08-22
Location : Office of the Daily Prophet
| | Subject: Re: Daily Prophet Reports Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:35 pm | |
| You are so right! It broke, and I was just about to finish my article. I'll have to buy a new one, then I'll finish my article! | |
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Prongs
Silent but Deadly
Posts : 39
Points : 39
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-08-19
Location : ...
| | Subject: Re: Daily Prophet Reports Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:36 pm | |
| Mwahahaha that was fun  | |
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Falkonhaile Nightshade
Killing by the Hour
Posts : 36
Points : 40
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-08-15
Location : Ooh... stalker...!!
| | Subject: Re: Daily Prophet Reports Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:18 pm | |
| hey... as a journalist you'll be travelling a bit, wont you?? meeting important people?
because if you are, green is SO NOT YOUR COLOUR. makes you look fat.
HEY! JENNY CRAIG! RITA SKEETER NEEDS YOU! | |
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Jenny Craig
Slug Club Hopeful
Posts : 2
Points : 2
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-08-23
| | Subject: Re: Daily Prophet Reports Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:21 pm | |
| Did somebody say Jenny Craig? Oh Rita! You are fat! *faints* | |
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Rita Skeeter
Writer for the Daily Prophet
Posts : 7
Points : 11
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-08-22
Location : Office of the Daily Prophet
| | Subject: Re: Daily Prophet Reports Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:23 pm | |
| *Gasps* You bitch! *slaps Jenny then and runs off crying* | |
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Falkonhaile Nightshade
Killing by the Hour
Posts : 36
Points : 40
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-08-15
Location : Ooh... stalker...!!
| | Subject: Re: Daily Prophet Reports Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:24 pm | |
| well, at least she was truthful...
ever had a look at your coat? its straining.
hard.
the buttons will give in soon... i'm sure. | |
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Rita Skeeter
Writer for the Daily Prophet
Posts : 7
Points : 11
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-08-22
Location : Office of the Daily Prophet
| | Subject: Re: Daily Prophet Reports Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:37 pm | |
| Oh shut up Remus! This coat used to belong to my mother, Lisa Skeeter! #$%#! *runs away* | |
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Remus Lupin
Vicious Bookworm...
Posts : 4
Points : 4
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-08-23
Location : Shrieking Shack
| | Subject: Re: Daily Prophet Reports Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:49 pm | |
| uh, excuse me? did you say my name? *confused look* | |
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Minerva McGonagall
Deputy Headmistress
Posts : 11
Points : 13
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-08-20
Location : Transfiguration classroom
| | Subject: Re: Daily Prophet Reports Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:00 pm | |
| it's nothing for you to worry about, mr. lupin. miss skeeter was simply confused.
miss skeeter, have you been drinking? five points from slytherin. | |
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Padfoot
More Sneaky than Hokey on Payday
Posts : 13
Points : 14
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-08-18
Location : Wouldn't you just like to know?
| | Subject: Re: Daily Prophet Reports Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:51 pm | |
| Ha falk, even Skeeter knows you're moony. and thats just plain sad. not complaining about the loss of points to slytherin though
Minny, there's no need to try and confuse moony even more, she just needs to admit it to herself | |
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Falkonhaile Nightshade
Killing by the Hour
Posts : 36
Points : 40
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-08-15
Location : Ooh... stalker...!!
| | Subject: Re: Daily Prophet Reports Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:20 pm | |
| *sniffs* i'll have you know that i have multiple personality disorder. so there. | |
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Narcissa Black
Slug Club Member
Posts : 5
Points : 6
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-08-19
Location : Black Manor ;)
| | Subject: Re: Daily Prophet Reports Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:49 pm | |
| *sniffs* Such vile work I have never come across before.
You are a disgrace to Slytherin, Skeeter. Detention. (I love being a prefect!!) | |
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Paws
Is Being Stalked
Posts : 12
Points : 12
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-08-22
Location : Hanging out with Prongs, Padfoot and Falk
| | Subject: Re: Daily Prophet Reports Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:20 pm | |
| HEHEHE DETENTION SKEETER | |
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